Brodie (kadorite) wrote,
Brodie
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What did everyone else do today? I didn't crawl out of bed until 12:30pm. I've been sitting on the computer since then. How sad.

I'm craving cheese twisties but I can't get motivated to get out of my pj's and ride my brother's bike around to the corner shop. Dammit why wasn't I born with super powers?!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kadorite!

  1. During severe windstorms, Kadorite may sway several feet to either side.
  2. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Kadorite.
  3. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Kadorite.
  4. Kadorite is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  5. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Kadorite as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  6. Kadorite became extinct in England in 1486!
  7. If Kadorite was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  8. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Kadorite in your ear 700 times.
  9. It is impossible to fold Kadorite more than seven times!
  10. All swans in England belong to Kadorite.
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